plumbob wrote:
Subject: Mother-In-Law Jokes
I went on safari with my wife and mother-in-law. This was of course in our younger years
One evening, while still deep in the jungle, Mama, awoke to find her mother gone.
Rushing to me, she insisted on us both trying to find her mother.
I picked up my rifle, took a swig of Jack, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, we came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
Mama said, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," I said "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
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Some years ago, I went on vacation in the Holy Land with my wife and mother-in-law.
Halfway through the trip, the mother-in-law had a massive coronary and passed away.
The undertaker assured me that they can bury the woman here for $150, but to ship the body home would cost five thousand dollars.
I just say, "OK ship the body home."
"Are you sure?" asked the undertaker. "That's an awfully big expense, and I can assure you that we do a very nice burial here".
"Look," I say, "Two thousand years ago they buried a guy here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just don't want to take that chance!"
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
You're not fat, you're just... easier to see. Best to keep 911 on speed dial after that one.
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”
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All good Bob. Gonna steal a few if you don’t mind. 😁